Did Eve have a date with Adam?
No, just an apple.
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
How do eggs end a TV show?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?