Did Eve have a date with Adam?
No, just an apple.
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What makes music in your hair?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?