How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
She sent her a pee-mail.
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What do nosey peppers do?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?