How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
She sent her a pee-mail.
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?