How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
She sent her a pee-mail.
What kind of bird can write?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What farm animal is best at karate?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Which founding father loves to sing?