What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Just put it on my bill.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What do you call an artistic dog?
It's Crowded!
How do you make antifreeze?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do frogs eat in the summer?