What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Just put it on my bill.
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What siblings are always sad?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do bees say in the summer?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Where do clowns go on vacation?