What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Just put it on my bill.
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What do cats wear to work?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?