Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do fairies always drink?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
A book just fell on my head.
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What do minions always put in their salads?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?