Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why did the frog starve?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
How do you make a cow float?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?