Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
How did the toad die?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What's the richest basketball team?
Where do baby apes sleep?