Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
How does dinner smell?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?