Why are sheep such great pranksters?
They love to pull the wool over someone's eyes.
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
How do you get straight A's?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why did the turkey join the band?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
It's allergy season again?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?