Why are sheep such great pranksters?
They love to pull the wool over someone's eyes.
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What's the politest month?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?