What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Mousse.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
How do you get straight A's?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?