What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Mousse.
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Families are like fudge.
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?