What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Watch me, pop!
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What animal loves Indian food?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?