What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Watch me, pop!
Where does cheese invest its money?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What's the politest month?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What fish sings the best?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?