What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Thank you for every ting.
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Which animal is the most religious?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Where do pigs love to take naps?