What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Thank you for every ting.
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why are all priests fit?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Do dads always snore?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
How do you cut the ocean in two?