What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Thank you for every ting.
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?