Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Because the staff was tired of them going bananas
What do you give a sick pig?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
How does dinner smell?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?