Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Because the staff was tired of them going bananas
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What is the strongest animal?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?