What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Pooched eggs.
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What do British people and golfers have in common?