What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Pooched eggs.
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?