What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Pooched eggs.
What is a mom's favorite game?
What do you call stolen cheese?
How do you compliment a cat?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What is a spider's favorite book?
How do you talk to a giant?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.