What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Bananas. They are known for their splits.
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why don't ants get sick?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What sport do horses love to play?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?