What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Bananas. They are known for their splits.
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What vegetables make the best music?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
How do you make a cow float?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why was the horse so happy?