What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Fish and ships.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Where would you find an elephant?
I broke my finger!
Why didn't the melons get married?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?