What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Fish and ships.
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Someone stole my mood ring!
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?