What day is your mom always right?
Every day.
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What country has the most fish?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Which animal should never work for the government?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What are baby potatoes called?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Who is God's favorite superhero?