What day is your mom always right?
Every day.
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
How do you measure a millennial?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?