Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You shouldn't press your luck.
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What fish sings the best?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What building always gets stains on it?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?