Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You shouldn't press your luck.
Why do cows make great bakers?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.