What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Hawk-ey.
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do cows say on NYE?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?