What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?