Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
RE-EYE.
How long will dinner be?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Where do books sleep?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What do you call a small mom?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
