Who do camels find most inspiring?
The Dalai Llama.
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do fairies always drink?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?