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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?