Surprise!!!!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
What do bees chew?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?