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A gold mine.
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How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Where do termites go camping?
What sweet treat never panics?
What do golfers drink on the green?