What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
A gold mine.
Where does money love to go shopping?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?