What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
A gold mine.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
How does a taco bless the table?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?