What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
A gold mine.
What is the most attractive fruit?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
How do frogs get to work?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?