What superpower do all middle children have?
Invisibility.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?