What superpower do all middle children have?
Invisibility.
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?