What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Looking sharp!
Why was the dairy grumpy?
How do you measure a millennial?
Where do horses reside?
Which animals make the best football players?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?