What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Looking sharp!
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do you find at the end of everything?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Where do stars go to college?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What is the most adorable season?
What do naked fish play with?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?