What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Looking sharp!
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why are bakers so good at math?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?