What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Looking sharp!
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What game do bats excel at?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Are baby skunks cute?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why do bees gossip?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What kind of bird can write?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What building always gets stains on it?
What car always breaks the rules?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?