Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
David Bow-tie.
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What makes music in your hair?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What fish only swims at night?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?