Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
David Bow-tie.
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What condiment has wings?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?