Who are crows' favorite family members?
Caw-sins.
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What's the politest month?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?