Why did the scarecrow win an award?
It was outstanding in its field.
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?