Why did the scarecrow win an award?
It was outstanding in its field.
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What sport requires no movement at all?