Why did the scarecrow win an award?
It was outstanding in its field.
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What time of day was Adam created?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?