What cocktail will give you a black eye?
A rum punch.
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why was the bunny upset?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Where do cows go for lunch?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?