What cocktail will give you a black eye?
A rum punch.
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Where do polar bears store their money?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What game do mice love to play?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?