Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken.
Why did the cat go to medical school?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What day do hands always go to church?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Which subject has two parts?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Which founding father loves to sing?
