Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken.
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?