Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
He was trying to power it with flower power.
How do you make a bear really angry?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?