Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
He was trying to power it with flower power.
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What's the holiest insect?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?