What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Clark Dent.
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
How do you compliment a cat?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why are goats so funny?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?