What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Clark Dent.
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why was the storm actually calm?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What's the richest basketball team?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?