What animal knows how to work a computer?
A mouse.
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
How do fleas travel?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why is winter considered holy?