What animal knows how to work a computer?
A mouse.
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What dogs are always lying to you?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What type of car do planets buy?