What animal knows how to work a computer?
A mouse.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why was the bunny upset?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?