What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
I dove you.
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What's the friendliest pen?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?