What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
I dove you.
What is blue and not heavy?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
How do frogs get to work?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?