What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Something a-piers to be wrong.
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why did the computer run out of money?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?