What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Something a-piers to be wrong.
Why do bees buzz?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Did you know about April 1st?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?