What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Something a-piers to be wrong.
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?