What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Bow tie.
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why is money so stubborn?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
A book just fell on my head.
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
How are mountains able to see?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?