What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Bow tie.
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why do bees buzz?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?