What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Bow tie.
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do you call a dog in space?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What is a table you can eat?