Where does a camper keep his money?
In a river bank.
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
It's allergy season again?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why are cars magic?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What is a table you can eat?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?