Where does a camper keep his money?
In a river bank.
Why are puppies so flexible?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What did autumn say to summer?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
How do you get a country girl to like you?