How did the two figs make their marriage last?
They went out on weekly dinner dates!
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What bird is always sad?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What makes pirates such good singers?