How did the two figs make their marriage last?
They went out on weekly dinner dates!
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?