How did the two figs make their marriage last?
They went out on weekly dinner dates!
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What type of car do planets buy?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
How do billboards talk?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?