How did the two figs make their marriage last?
They went out on weekly dinner dates!
Why do fish live in salt water?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Which dogs love to study science?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?