Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Because every vote counts.
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What fairy loves to count?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?