Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Because every vote counts.
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Do dads always snore?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What fish sings the best?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?