Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Because every vote counts.
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What siblings are always sad?