What do you call a magical reptile?
A lizard.
How does the sun listen to music?
Why are fish such good architects?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?