What do you call a magical reptile?
A lizard.
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What condiment has wings?
What do you call a thieving alligator?