What do you call a magical reptile?
A lizard.
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What condiment has wings?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?