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The foul line.
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What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What are you studying in math?
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What board game do Navy service members love to play?
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Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
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