What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
A hair ball.
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What did March say to the madness?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Where do kittens go to school?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?