What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
A hair ball.
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What's E.T. short for?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do you call a short cow?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?