What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
A hair ball.
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What condiment has wings?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?