What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
A mid-wife-crisis!
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do little fish love to play with?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?