What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
A mid-wife-crisis!
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What is blue and not heavy?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Which fly makes films?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
How was the wedding?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?