What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
A mid-wife-crisis!
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What game do mice love to play?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why are winter days great?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What birds make average students?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?