Where did the chemist have his lunch?
On a periodic table.
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What's the most determined bird?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?