Where did the chemist have his lunch?
On a periodic table.
Why was the mime upset?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?