Where did the chemist have his lunch?
On a periodic table.
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What do you call a small mom?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?