Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because their kids have to play inside all day.
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why are fish such good architects?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What table can you never sit at?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What day do hands always go to church?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What fish sings the best?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?