Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
He was always beating around the bush.
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?