Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
He was always beating around the bush.
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Where do actors go to pray?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?