Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
He was always beating around the bush.
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What did the sick chicken say?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What does winter fat turn into?