What's faster, the heat or the cold?
The heat. You can catch a cold!
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
How can you farm during the winter?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?