What's faster, the heat or the cold?
The heat. You can catch a cold!
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?