How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
It leaves behind a fowl smell.
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
A book just fell on my head.
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What is the wealthiest fish?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Where do ships always get stuck?