How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
It leaves behind a fowl smell.
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?