How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
It leaves behind a fowl smell.
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
How do horses navigate at night?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
How does dinner smell?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?