How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
It leaves behind a fowl smell.
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
How does a witch play loud music?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why did the border collie get a raise?