Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Their needles don't have eyes.
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
How do bees get to school?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?