Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Their needles don't have eyes.
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What day do hands always go to church?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What season begins with a thud?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
How does a squid go into battle?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What are baby potatoes called?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What condiment has wings?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do you call stolen cheese?