How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
They put it on paws.
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What animal has the most fun?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?