Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Because he's a rain-deer.
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Which former US President was always cold?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What does a dog say before eating?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?