What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
An overreaction.
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?