What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
An overreaction.
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do you call a sad latte?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do bees say in the summer?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?