My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
I told her I don't think anyone on the team can run that far.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
How is cat food sold?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
When do mice play every day?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?