My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
I told her I don't think anyone on the team can run that far.
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Where do horses reside?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?