My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
I told her I don't think anyone on the team can run that far.
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?